No Raisin Cakes of Death

Happy Birthday, Dad and Caleb!!!


There once was a strong man named Caleb
who had a raccoon on his head
he liked to pick up trees
and eat honeybees
he had a pet bear he named Ted

Actually, ted was really a dog
a dog as big as a log
and her name wasn't Ted
it was tundra, she said
and she ate twice as much as a hog

But there was, so you see, one item that
could make neither dog nor man fat
do not make the assumption
that this is for consumption
Pharaoh used it to ward off the gnat

There once was a rabbi named Stephen
who attempted a cake without Levin
still technically koshers
according to Moshers
but perhaps the measuring scales were uneven

Still at least it was not a raisin cake
so nobody's life was at stake
no lament or grief at Kir Haraseth
for there were no raisin cakes of death
only a sad lemon fake

:) :) :) :)