Your Birthday Kilt

Dearest brother,

You shouldn’t feel such guilt
When you wear your birthday kilt
It’s like a tiny checkered quilt
That you put on with your hilt.

You are a man well-built
On this world with axis-tilt
Rock-like muscles unlike silt
Hidden ‘neath that criss-cross felt.

You’re a Tai Kwon Do black belt
And on top of that a Celt
In your path men cower and wilt
With the likes of you they’ve never dealt.

Like a giant on a stilt
Is this Nathan guy so built
So on your birthday do not jilt
Your manly birthday kilt.

…..just don’t forget your underwear. That’s a bad first impression.

Love, brother