The Birthday Skunk

If I were to have a skunk for a pet
I'd buy so much air-freshener I'd go into debt
I'd be friends with Febreeze, but not with the vet
If I were only to have a skunk for a pet

Just to look at his fur would remind me of Oreos
I'd take him on walks and I'd feed him Doritos
And whenever he'd get a craving for Cheerios
I'd take him to Taco Bell and buy him burritos

But all of those beans would I think be bad news
Still I'd let him have at them if that's what he'd choose
With his cute little eyes I could hardly refuse
Oh, and before I forget...happy birthday to you's.