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Monday, August 20, 2012

The Divine Mystery


This script was written as a part of Focus on the Family's "Adventures in Odyssey College Writers Scholarship Contest" and is now the property of Focus on the Family.


Scene 1: In the Park
(Eugene, Emily, Matthew)

Scene opens with soft orchestral version of first two lines of hymn “Of the Father’s Love Begotten.” In the park, Eugene is enjoying the peace of a light snow.

EUGENE
(sighs deeply to himself)
Ahh… the beauty of the great outdoors. What divine mysteries we find in contemplation… amidst the wonders of all God’s creation… Ooh, I believe I could possibly find a song in that. Too bad I didn’t bring my ukulele…

Matthew and Emily walk up to Eugene.

MATTHEW
Hi, Eugene!

EUGENE
Hmm? What? Oh, Greetings, Mr. Parker, Ms. Jones.

EMILY
What are you doing?

EUGENE
Oh, um, merely enjoying the beauties of the first snowfall of the year whilst pondering certain theological mysteries.

MATTHEW
Oh… catching snowflakes on your tongue again?

EUGENE
Mmm… something like that, yes.

MATTHEW
Nice. Well, we’re on our way to Whit’s End. Come on, Emily. Watch out for stray snowballs, Eugene.

EUGENE
Huh? Oh, yes, thank you.

EMILY
Wait. Did you say “mysteries”?

MATTHEW
Oh, no.

EUGENE
Indeed I did.

EMILY
You know, Matthew and I are pretty good at mysteries.

MATTHEW
Actually, we’re not that great at them. Let’s go, Emily - it’s cold.

EMILY
Speak for yourself, Matthew.

MATTHEW
Okay… I’m not that great at them. In fact, I stink so bad…

EMILY
Shh! You’re brilliant, now be quiet. Okay, Eugene, let us in on this mystery of yours.

MATTHEW
Here we go again…

EUGENE
Well, Emily, I don’t know if I can quite explain it adequately, but I suppose I could make an attempt.

EMILY
What kind of mystery is this? Theft? Missing person? Counterfeit operation?

EUGENE
No, it’s really more of a theological and or philosophical conundrum… a paradox, if you will.

MATTHEW
A pair of socks?

EMILY
No, Matthew. A paradox. It means… uh… what does it mean?

EUGENE
Paradox. Noun. A statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth.

MATTHEW
I knew that. So what self-contradictory absurdities have you been pondering today, Eugene?

EUGENE
Well… it was something Mr. Whittaker said, actually. He wanted me to contemplate the concept of, and I quote, “The kingdom is and is yet to come.”

EMILY
The kingdom is and is yet to come?

EUGENE
Precisely.

EMILY
I don’t get it. How is that even possible? Is and is yet? What does that even mean?

EUGENE
That’s what I’ve been trying to determine.

MATTHEW
Wait. What? The kingdom is and is yet to come? So there’s like this castle somebody built that hasn’t actually been built yet?

EUGENE
Yes! I mean, no. I mean… uh… castles? Hmm… interesting notion… perhaps I should take that possibility into consideration.

EMILY
So, Mr. Whittaker wanted you to find out about this kingdom-castle thingie that doesn’t even exist?

MATTHEW
No, it apparently exists without existing.

EUGENE
Can you understand my dilemma?

MATTHEW
Not really. It sounds like a messed up fairy tale. I mean, how can the princess let her hair down from the castle tower if it hasn’t even been built yet?

EUGENE
Because it has been built!

EMILY
But you just said it wasn’t.

EUGENE
Yes! It hasn’t been! So how can the princess let down her hair!? …Unless of course just as she was letting her hair down she traveled back to a time when the castle had not yet been built!

MATTHEW
Maybe she’s a time-traveling princess who showed up at the wrong time.

EMILY
Yeah, Matthew, that makes a lot of sense.

EUGENE
Ah, yes! It’s the space-time continuum! How else could the kingdom exist and not yet exist?

EMILY
Better question: Why does this princess have such crazy long hair in the first place?

EUGENE
No! No! You’re breaking my train of thought! Excuse me. I need to go and… be gone for awhile.

Eugene runs away, mumbling something about the princess stuck in the time-space continuum.

EMILY
Is he going to be okay?

MATTHEW
Yeah. He gets like that sometimes.

EMILY
Do you think we should go after him? He was acting kind of weird.

MATTHEW
Not any weirder than usual.

EMILY
Yeah… good point.

Scene 2: Outside Whit’s End
(Emily, Matthew, Wooton)

Emily and Matthew are walking towards Whit’s End.

EMILY
Hmm… the kingdom is and is yet to come…

MATTHEW
Would you stop repeating that?

EMILY
Oh, right. - Not getting involved.

WOOTON
Hey guys!

MATTHEW
Oh, hey Wooton. Wow, nice sword!

EMILY
Um… Wooton? Why are you dressed like that?

WOOTON
Oh, I was on my way to the medieval fair over in Connelsville and thought I’d stop by the Little Theater and get into costume.

EMILY
It looks like you got into more than one costume.

WOOTON
(chuckle-snorts)
Yeah, I had a hard time choosing between the suit of armor and the monk’s robe.

MATTHEW
So you put them both on…

WOOTON
Yeah, the parts that fit me anyway. The stomach armor was a bit tight… and the helmet didn’t fit over my hood.

EMILY
And you’re going to go to the medieval fair like that?

WOOTON
I don’t want to be underdressed. I was going to use the suit of armor I have at home, but there was an unfortunate incident with the bathtub… Anyway, I’m off to go slay dragons with my trusty sword!

MATTHEW
I repeat - nice sword!

WOOTON
Her name’s Rhiannon. Together we shall carry forth to rescue fair maiden trapped in the darkest tower of the enemy’s castle fortress! …followed by a potluck at the local monastery.

EMILY
Speaking of castles…

MATTHEW
Ah! No, we’ve moved past that topic, Emily.

WOOTON
Why? Castles never get old. (beat) Uh… no, wait…

EMILY
Okay, fine. I won’t bring it up.

MATTHEW
Yes.

WOOTON
Bring what up?

EMILY
A mystery!

MATTHEW
No.

WOOTON
(gasps)
About castles?

EMILY
Yes! And a mysteriously disappearing kingdom!

WOOTON
(frightened)
Oh my!

MATTHEW
Now, wait a minute, Emily. Eugene didn’t say anything about it disappearing.

WOOTON
Eugene?

EMILY
No, he said it is and is yet to come… which is just Eugene-talk for saying that it vanished and he hopes it comes back.

WOOTON
(concerned)
I hope so, too. I’d hate to misplace a whole kingdom.

EMILY
Maybe it wasn’t misplaced. Maybe it was stolen!

MATTHEW
You think some guy hid a whole kingdom under his coat and walked off with it? How many kingdoms even exist anymore?

EMILY
None… they were all stolen!

WOOTON
Except for jolly old England of course.

EMILY
England could be the next to go!

WOOTON
Sad day.

MATTHEW
You don’t actually believe that someone’s going to steal England, do you?

EMILY
That’s not important. All that matters is that it’s a good excuse to start investigating. A whole kingdom could be at stake!

WOOTON
You’re right! We need to do something!

EMILY
The Jones and Parker Detective Agency is on the case!

MATTHEW
Parker and Jones.

EMILY
That’s not alphabetical.

WOOTON
And Wooton Sherlock Bassett!

EMILY
Alright, we need more clues.

WOOTON
Where should we start?

EMILY
We should start with Eugene.

MATTHEW
Uh… I think we already did that.

EMILY
I know, but he wasn’t very helpful. In fact, I bet he was trying to hide something from us. You saw how nervous he got.

MATTHEW
Well… I guess that was kind of suspicious. But if he’s hiding something, then why would we go back to him?

EMILY
We should follow him from a distance. He might unintentionally lead us to more clues.

WOOTON
Ooh, I love a good covert operation… but I might want to change first. I think the snow is rusting my armor.

EMILY
We need a base camp.

WOOTON
I have a tree house.

MATTHEW
A bit cold for that, isn’t it?

WOOTON
I just had central heating installed – and a hot cocoa maker.

MATTHEW
Ooh! Okay, I’m in.

EMILY
Great! We’ll meet you there in twenty minutes, Wooton.

MATTHEW
By the way, can I keep the sword?

Scene 3: In Wooton’s Tree House
(Emily, Wooton, Matthew)

This scene takes place in Wooton’s tree house.

EMILY
Alright, Matthew, what do we have?

Wooton climbs into the tree house.

WOOTON
Here I am! Don’t start without me!

MATTHEW
Wooton? You’re dressed up like Sherlock Holmes.

WOOTON
Well, now that would be stating the obvious, Mr. Watson.

EMILY
No wonder it took you so long to get here.

WOOTON
Sorry. You can start now.

MATTHEW
Alright. Here are some spy goggles and some walkie-talkies in case we get separated.

EMILY
We’ll be able to watch Eugene from a distance with these. But you, Wooton - you’ll get closer to Eugene than we will.

WOOTON
Why do I have to get close to him?

EMILY
It’s not like he smells bad… and he’s probably on to us. We asked him too many questions earlier.

WOOTON
Speaking of Eugene, isn’t that him there now?

MATTHEW
What! Where?

WOOTON
Oh, in that car at the stop light.

EMILY
Quick! We’ve got to follow him!

MATTHEW
He’s pulling away! Hurry!

Scene 4: Outside the Food Bank
(Wooton, Emily, Matthew)

They cease from running and pant heavily.

WOOTON
Oh, man, I haven’t run so much since I was on Connie’s diet.

EMILY
Detective rule number one: never engage in a car chase on foot.

MATTHEW
No, that’s rule number sixteen. Rule number one is never engage in a car chase on ice.

WOOTON
I think we’ve lost him. Sorry, guys, I just can’t keep up. I think I’m going to pass out. Someone please dangle a fresh piece of licorice in front of me.

EMILY
Wait! That’s his car over there! Look! In front of the food bank!

MATTHEW
He must have gone inside.

EMILY
You’ve got this one, Wooton. We’ll wait for you out here. But remember: be casual!

WOOTON
Oh, don’t worry, I’ll be the most casual mailman dressed as Sherlock Holmes Eugene has ever seen.

Scene 5: In the Food Bank
(Wooton, Eugene)

In the Food Bank, a Bing Crosby-like rendition of “Of the Father’s Love Begotten” can be heard over the radio at first. Eugene is filling a shopping cart.

EUGENE
Wooton, if you don’t mind my asking, why are you sporting such unusual attire?

WOOTON
Do you mean why am I dressed like this? Uh, I’m not at liberty to discuss that.

EUGENE
Okay, so… what exactly did you wish to discuss with me?

WOOTON
Huh? Oh, right, right. Well, Eugene, you see I was… Oh, hey, they’ve got mini muffins here!

EUGENE
That’s what you wished to discuss?

WOOTON
It wasn’t, but it is now. Do you know how awesome those things are? You should add them to your cart. - Oh, wow! Moderately fresh licorice! They’ve got it all here!

EUGENE
More or less.

WOOTON
What’s the name of this grocery store again?

EUGENE
This is the local food bank, Wooton. I’m making a collection right now.

WOOTON
Oh! Snack cakes! They’ve got snack cakes! You can’t leave here without getting snack cakes. Here, let me help you.

EUGENE
Uh… very well. How did you know I would be here, by the way?

WOOTON
I didn’t. I’ve just been following you around town.

EUGENE
And why, might I ask, have you been following me?

WOOTON
To ask you a question.

EUGENE
And, uh, what would be the nature of this inquiry?

WOOTON
What do you know about the mysteriously disappearing kingdom?

EUGENE
I see word has gotten around.
(sighs deeply)
If you must know, the concept with which I was wrestling was not a disappearing kingdom, but more like, um, an invisible one… I suppose.

WOOTON
Oh, cool, like the cloaking device Power Boy uses to hide his stash of shining arrows?

EUGENE
Yes… No… No, not like that. You see, it’s not really invisible, but hidden.

WOOTON
Sounds like a cloaking device to me… or a really big game of hide and seek.

EUGENE
Hide and seek, yes! It’s a bit like that! Except that this kingdom hasn’t gone off and hidden itself somewhere. We’re the hidden ones.

WOOTON
We are?

EUGENE
Indeed. You see when Jesus spoke of this kingdom in the Gospels he said it was within you.

WOOTON
Within me? Oh no, I’m pretty sure I didn’t eat that for breakfast. I had Chewy Choco Chums. But that gravy I had for dinner last night was a little mysterious. You don’t think-

EUGENE
Well, the you wasn’t singular.

WOOTON
Oh, so you could have eaten it for breakfast, too?

EUGENE
Well, I suppose, in a metaphorical sense. Speaking of breakfast foods, would you mind handing me that granola?

WOOTON
You call that breakfast food? No way! Go for the Chewy Choco Chums!

EUGENE
What? That’s not even food!

WOOTON
Is too! I put peanut butter and maple syrup on mine every morning!

EUGENE
(shudders)
That sounds revolting.

WOOTON
Oh! It’s heaven!

Scene 6: In front of the Food Bank, later
(Wooton, Matthew, Emily)

EMILY
What did you learn, Wooton?

WOOTON
Not much I’m afraid. Eugene’s massive intellect was too much for me to penetrate, though I almost had him on Chewy Choco Chums with peanut butter and maple syrup.

EMILY
That sounds gross.

WOOTON
The only thing I got from him was that this kingdom is within you.

MATTHEW
Within us?

WOOTON
Yep, like breakfast… uh… except not quite like that. It’s a New Testament thing.

EMILY
Wait, you mean this is like a biblical kingdom?

WOOTON
Yeah, but I doubt I can explain it any better than someone as smart as Eugene can…

MATTHEW
Hmm… Well, what should we do?

WOOTON
I think it’s time we called in the experts.

MATTHEW
Like who?

WOOTON
Who else? Harlow Doyle.

EMILY
(displeased)
What? No. That’s not happening.

WOOTON
Oh, really? Whoops.

EMILY
Whoops? What whoops?

WOOTON
Oh, I already sent him a text. He’s on his way to the Food Bank right now.

EMILY
Great… Alright, back to base camp!

Scene 7: In the Food Bank, later
(Eugene, Harlow)

HARLOW
Aha!

EUGENE
(startled)
Harlow? What are you doing here?

HARLOW
As if you don’t know about a missing kingdom.

EUGENE
Does everyone in Odyssey know about that now?

HARLOW
You, sir, are avoiding the issue and attempting to hide evidence. But I’m here to tell you that justice will be served, and this kingdom will be found!

EUGENE
It’s not missing. It’s still here.

HARLOW
Wait… how am I supposed to go looking for it if you can’t decide whether it’s missing or not?

EUGENE
It exists here, but it will also come into existence in the future.

HARLOW
Ooh! I get it!

EUGENE
You do?

HARLOW
Indubitably. This type of anomaly could not normally happen… unless… unless!...

EUGENE
Unless?

HARLOW
Unless aliens from the future figured out a way to manipulate the fabric of time and space to journey into our present perception, carrying with them this alleged kingdom so that not only would it follow the original time-line by coming into existence in the future, but it would also exist in our own personal now!

EUGENE
Precisely! Because the reality of time is that it exists as a whole, past, present, and future, so what has happened is always with us while what has not yet happened already exists! …wait, did you say space aliens?!

HARLOW
Jumping Jabberwocky! They’re trying to alter the timeline! They’ve probably figured out how to use Red Matter in black holes to erase us from history!

EUGENE
Impossible! History can’t be erased!

HARLOW
There’s only one hope for us now! Give me that ketchup bottle! I must extract the Red Matter before the space aliens erase us all from history!

EUGENE
 Mr. Doyle, no! Don’t squeeze the - Ahhh!!!

Harlow begins squirting ketchup all over the place.

Scene 8: Back in Wooton’s Tree House

EMILY
Alright, we’re back at home base.

WOOTON
Time for some hot cocoa.

MATTHEW
Count me in.

EMILY
Alright, so what have we learned from our investigation so far?

MATTHEW
Well, there’s, uh, not much, and, uh, not much more.

EMILY
No clues we overlooked?

MATTHEW
Well… Only one that comes to mind.

WOOTON
What?

MATTHEW
Eugene did say that this mystery was something he’d learned from someone else.

WOOTON
(gasps)
That’s right! He did!

EMILY
If we could find this other person, we might find more clues.

WOOTON
But who was this person?

EMILY AND MATTHEW
Mr. Whitaker!

Scene 9: At Whit’s End
(Connie, Matthew, Emily, Wooton)

Wooton, Emily, and Matthew walk into Whit’s End. Connie is at the counter.

CONNIE
Hey, guys.

MATTHEW AND WOOTON
Hey, Connie.

EMILY
Is Mr. Whitaker around?

CONNIE
No, he’s out running errands.
What’s going on?

MATTHEW
We were just hoping he’d be here. I mean, this whole thing did start with him after all.

CONNIE
Start with him? What do you mean?

EMILY
He was the one who told Eugene about this scandal.

CONNIE
Scandal!

WOOTON
Yeah… about the mysteriously hidden kingdom.

CONNIE
What? You aren’t making any sense.

MATTHEW
Eugene might be getting into something bigger than himself.

CONNIE
Wait… did you guys say this is about a kingdom? And that Whit and Eugene were talking about it?

EMILY
Yes. Have you heard anything?

CONNIE
Well, it’s not like anybody ever tells me anything… But I did hear Whit say something about doing some sort of kingdom work right before he left. - Here.

Connie hands Emily a piece of paper.

EMILY
What’s this?

CONNIE
Whit wrote this address down. He said he was going there.

WOOTON
You mean this kingdom has an address? Funny, I don’t remember coming across it on my mail route.

EMILY
Thanks, Connie! Come on, Wooton, let’s go!

Matthew and Emily grab Wooton and run out of the shop.

CONNIE
(confused)
Okay… glad I could help.

Scene 10: Outside the Old Building
(Emily, Matthew, Wooton, Mary, Jeremy, Logan)

As Wooton, Emily, and Matthew walk down the snow-covered sidewalk, they pass some Christmas carolers singing the verse from “Of the Father’s Love Begotten” that begins with “O that birth forever blessèd.”

WOOTON
You’ve got to love Christmas carolers. Such a noble trade.

EMILY
Brr… I think it’s getting colder. – And it’s starting to get late, too. We better find some answers soon.

MATTHEW
Well, here we are. 629 Jackson St.

WOOTON
Wow, this building’s really big.

EMILY
And really old, too. Do you think this is what Eugene was talking about? I mean, it looks kind of like a castle with all the towers and stone walls.

WOOTON
It does, doesn’t it?

EMILY
What do you think, Matthew?

MATTHEW
It gives me the creeps.

EMILY
It’s too late to turn back now, Matthew. We’re here.

MATTHEW
(hesitant)
Well… Alright.

They knock on the door. It creeks open. Inside is a woman with an Irish accent.

MARY
May I help you?

EMILY
Hi. My name is Emily. This is Matthew and Wooton. We’re here because we’re trying to learn about a kingdom. And we thought this place was connected somehow.

MARY
Oh, I see. Connie called and said you would be coming. Come on in. I’m Sister Mary, by the way.

They enter the building. Door closes behind them.

EMILY
Nice to meet you.

WOOTON
This place is really a time-shifting castle, isn’t it?

MARY
Well, you’re a peculiar one, aren’t you? This building is a school for orphans.

MATTHEW
Orphans?

MARY
Yes. It was founded by the Sisters of Charity in 1899 in the hope that children whose parents had died would be able to receive a proper education, as well as a bed to sleep in and food to eat.

Two little boys run up.

MARY
Hello there, Logan and Jeremy.

LOGAN AND JEREMY
Hello, Sister Mary.

MARY
Are you on your way to the kitchen? It’s almost supper time.

LOGAN AND JEREMY
Yes, ma’am.

WOOTON
Supper time, eh? So, this building wouldn’t happen to be made of, oh say, edible materials, would it?

EMILY
Wooton, this isn’t a gingerbread castle.

MATTHEW
Great. More messed up fairy tales…

WOOTON
Well, how else would this kingdom be within you?

EMILY
I’m starting to think this place has nothing to do with that.

MARY
Now hold on just a minute. If this kingdom you speak of is what I think it is, then there might be more of a connection to this place than you realize.

MATTHEW
Really?

MARY
Logan, Jeremy, go take our guests to the food pantry. I think they may find the answers to their questions there.

LOGAN
Will we still get supper on time?

JEREMY
Yeah, we’re not going to starve, are we?

MARY
You won’t starve as long as I’m around, but if you want your supper sooner rather than later I’d suggest you stop wastin’ time by talking about it. Now go help our guests.

LOGAN
Yes, ma’am.
(to Emily)
The kitchen’s right this way.

Scene 11: At the Food Pantry Entrance
(Jeremy, Logan, Wooton, Matthew, Emily, Whit, Eugene)

They follow the kids down a hall and to the pantry.

JEREMY
The pantry’s right through here.

EMILY
Thanks.

LOGAN
Let’s go, Jeremy.

The boys leave and our trio enters the food pantry.

WHIT
Well, hello there!

EMILY
Mr. Whittaker? What are you doing here? We’ve been looking for you.

WHIT
I’m waiting for Eugene to drop off a load of food. I’m going to help him unload and sort it. Why were you trying to find me?

EMILY
This whole thing started with you.

WHIT
What thing?

MATTHEW
This mystery about the kingdom that exists but doesn’t exist yet. It has something to do with this place, doesn’t it?

WHIT
Kingdom? Oh, you must have been talking to Eugene about the kingdom that is and is yet to come.

EMILY
That’s the one! We’ve been trying to figure out what happened to this kingdom all day!

WOOTON
Yeah, Eugene said something about the kingdom being inside of you like we all shared it for breakfast.

WHIT
Eugene said that?

WOOTON
Well, he used bigger words… wait… I know what’s going on. You’re stocking up for your long voyage on this time-traveling castle.

WHIT
A time-traveling castle?
(to himself)
Now there’s an idea. I wonder if I could invent something like that…

MATTHEW
This place has to be the kingdom you told Eugene about.

WHIT
You’re close. You see, the real kingdom I was talking to Eugene about is the kingdom of heaven.

EMILY
The kingdom of heaven?

MATTHEW
Ah… so that’s how the Bible fits into this.

WHIT
That’s right. And do you want to know something? The real kingdom of heaven is right on the other side of that door.

EMILY
What? Are you serious?

WHIT
I am. Do any of you want to take a look?

MATTHEW
Uh… at heaven? Does that mean we’re dead?

WOOTON
Oh, man, we must have time-shifted right into the pearly gates! …they look a lot like the kitchen door.

WHIT
Well, I don’t know about that… but heaven truly does lie right on the other side of this door.

Eugene suddenly comes through the door.

EUGENE
Greetings and salutations!

EMILY, MATTHEW & WOOTON
Eugene!!!

Eugene is startled, jumps and makes Eugene-like noises as he drops a large box of snack cakes.

Scene 12: In the Pantry, after brief musical sequence
(Whit, Eugene, Emily, Matthew, Wooton)

WHIT
May I introduce you to the kingdom of heaven… Mr. Eugene Meltsner.

EUGENE
You made me drop my snack cakes.

EMILY
What? Eugene’s the kingdom of heaven? I’m confused.

MATTHEW
Yeah, Eugene’s not that heavenly.

WOOTON
Sure he is! He’s delivering snack cakes, isn’t he? That’s bread from heaven!

EUGENE
I believe I am also confused.

WHIT
Maybe I should explain this. Jesus said that the kingdom of heaven is within us… because Jesus lives in our hearts. This means that we carry a little bit of heaven around inside of us even though we haven’t made it to heaven yet.

WOOTON
I’ll have a lot of heaven inside of me once I get a hold of those snack cakes.

WHIT
People like Sister Mary and Eugene are sharing the heaven that they have inside of them by helping people who need help… and when they do that they are making Odyssey just a little bit more like heaven. They try to turn bad things into good things. So… that is what I meant when I told Eugene that the “kingdom is and is yet to come,” - because heaven will come to us in the future even though it is already inside of us now.

EMILY
That makes sense.

MATTHEW
I’m still confused.

WHIT
That’s okay. It still confuses me, too. That’s the mystery of it. – The divine mystery.

MATTHEW
Hmm… like the song the Christmas carolers were singing outside?

WOOTON
Oh, I love that song.
(begins singing)
“He is Alpha and Omega/ He the Source, the Ending He…”

EUGENE
Oh, yes, that’s the ancient hymn commonly titled “Of the Father’s Love Begotten,” or more originally “The Divine Mystery,” or in the even more original Latin, “Divinum Mysterium.” It speaks to the divine mystery of the beginning and the end of all things, past, present, and future, all being wrapped up into the eternity of God. Heh… now that really is the divine mystery.

WHIT
Thanks for the history lesson.

EUGENE
Well, I admit that it still very much confuses me as well. I doubt I need to point back to my muddled state in the park which began this investigation.

EMILY
You knew we were investigating you the whole time?

WOOTON
It’s that massive intellect of his.

EUGENE
Let’s just say Harlow Doyle isn’t very good at keeping secrets.

WHIT
Maybe one day we’ll all understand the kingdom of heaven a lot better than we do now… but for now, we might as well participate in what we do understand.

EMILY
What do you mean?

WHIT
Turning bad things into good things. Like this orphanage. How would you like to join us in participating in the kingdom of heaven?

EMILY
I’d like that, but how do we join?

WHIT
Well, you’re already part of it since you have Jesus in your hearts, but you can help bring the kingdom of heaven to others, too.

MATTHEW
Really?

WHIT
One way would be by helping us bring all this food inside so the kids can eat breakfast tomorrow.

EMILY
Okay.

WOOTON
Oh, I’d be more than happy to help deliver some bread from heaven.

WHIT
Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go help Eugene.

Whit and Wooton begin helping Eugene carry food.

EMILY
Are you coming, Matthew?

MATTHEW
Yeah… I was just thinking. I’m still kind of confused about this whole kingdom of heaven thing.

EMILY
Yeah, me too. But I think we’ve answered as many questions as we can for now… I guess we’ll have to put this case in both the solved and the unsolved mysteries files back at the office.

MATTHEW
Heh, yeah, I think you’re right. - Hey Eugene, can I help you with that box?

Scene ends with soft orchestral version of last two lines of first verse to hymn “Of the Father’s Love Begotten.”